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A married Irishman went into the confessional

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest,

“I almost had an affair with another woman.”

The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?”

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The Irishman said, “Well, we got undressed, uncovered and rubbed together, but then I stopped.”

The priest said,

“Rubbing together is the same as putting it in you’re not to see that woman again for your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box.”

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The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.

He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying,

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“I saw that, You didn’t put any money in the poor box!”

The Irishman replied,

“Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it in!”

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