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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City,…

Where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

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You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch…

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You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor,..

But you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…

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On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men have jobs and love the Lord.

She then goes to the second floor,…

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The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

She thinks for a while, and then goes to the third floor,…

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The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

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She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop dead good looking and help with the housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

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Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay,…

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But she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor no. 43,630,912 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor.

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This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

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Share this to all men for a good laugh,… and to all the women who can handle the truth!

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