Mom, why am I named Rosemary

Mom, why am I named Rosemary?”

“Because on the day you were born the cook of the hospital accidentally spilled a little rosemary on your cheek while you were in the incubator .”

Satisfied the girl leaves the room and her brother walks in. “Mom, why is my name Leaf?”

“Because on the day you were born a visitor was carry a bouquet of flowers and one of the leaves fell of and landed on your forehead.”

The satisfied boy left the room and his sister came in the room.

“Mommy, why was I named Lily?”

“Because on the day you were born-“

“Waaaaaahhhhhhhhh!”

” KEEP QUIET REAL LIFE MINECRAFT GRAVEL I’M TALKING TO YOUR SISTER! “