A newlywed couple on their honeymoon

A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other undressed for the first time.

The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet.

He explains, “I had to lio as a child.”

The wife asks if he means polio.

He says, “No, it only affects the toes.”

He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees.

He admits, “I had knees Les, too.”

Finally, he pulls off his boxers.

In shock, the woman gasps, “Oh no small cox, too!”