Funny Jokes
The dentist pulls out a Novocain needle
The dentist pulls out a Novocain needle to give the man a shot, so he can extract the man’s tooth.
‘No way! No needles. I hate needles’ the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitro us oxide and the man objects I can’t do the gas thing.
The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.
‘No objection,’ the patient says.
‘I’m fine with pills.’
The dentist then returns and says, Here’s a tablet.’
The patient says, ‘Wow! I didn’t know pills worked as a pain killer!’
It doesn’t’ said the dentist, ‘but it’s going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.’