Two girls were having coffee

Two girls were having coffee when one noticed that the other girl seemed troubled and asked her, “Is something bugging you? You look anxious.”

“Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market,” she explained.

“Oh, that’s too bad,” the other girl sympathized.

“I’m sure you’re feeling sorry for him.”

“Yeah, I am,” she said. “He’ll really miss me.”