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A elderly couple learned how to send text messages


An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

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“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

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If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”

The husband texted back to her:

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“I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”

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