Two women are walking home

Two women are walking home from the bar when they both feel the need to pee, so they slip into a nearby cemetery.

One of them uses her underwear to wipe, while the other grabs a wreath off a headstone.

The next evening, the husbands meet at the bar.

One looks at the other and says, “I think I need to keep an eye on my wife she came home without her underwear last night.”

The other husband responds, “Well, mine came home with a card wedged in her ass that said, ‘You were loved and will be missed by the entire fire department.’”