Funny Jokes
A young nurse came to cleanse his body

A Male patient just recovered successfully from a make love threatening health attack.
He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and laying on hospital bed.
An young nurse came to cleanse his body with sponge.
The patient mumbled, “Are my ball black?”
Nurse replied, “I don’t know Sir, I am just setting you clean”
The patient repeated again, “Are my ball black?”
Nurse was quite embarrassed to answer the question and said “Sir everything should be OK”
The patient just kept on asking again and again, “Are my ball black?”
Nurse could not bear a patient concerned so much.
So she raised his gown, moved her hand to find and grab his weapon and ball, moved it all around, checked very closely and suddenly man ejaculated on nurse’s hand.
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, embarrassed at the fiasco says loudly enough, “Ma’am, Thanks but I still need to know ‘Are my tests results back?’”