Clean Jokes
The Police Academy
Three guys, a Polish guy, a Jewish guy and an Italian guy sign up for the police academy.
The Jewish guy goes in first and the Captain says to him, “We have to ask you one question before we admit you in to the academy, Who killed Jesus?”
The Jewish guy says “The Romans did it.”
The Captain says, “Right, you’re admitted.”
The Italian guy goes in next.
The Captain asks him the same thing.
“We have to ask you one question first before you’re admitted to the Police Academy. Who killed Jesus?”
The Italian guy says “The Romans did it.”
The Captain says, “Right, you’re admitted.”
The Polish guy goes in and the Captain repeats the question.
The Polish guy says “Gee, I don’t know.”
The Captain tells him to go home and think about it for a week and come back and tell him.
The Polish guy goes home and his wife asked him how his first day went at the academy, and he says to her, “You won’t believe it!
My first day on the job and they assigned me to a murder case!”
A old man and old woman are sitting
Grandpa was telling his young grandson
A husband went to the police station
She opens it to a guy
Johnny is taking a shower with his mother
