Relationship Jokes
What’s the smallest caliber
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What’s the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?
Here’s her story in her own words:
“While walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages discussing a property settlement with my soon-to-be ex-husband, and other divorce issues.
we were surprised by a huge 12-ft alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water.
It began charging us with its large jaws wide open
She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.
If I had not had my little Beretta .22 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!
Just one shot to my estranged husband’s knee cap was all it took
The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.
The amount I saved in lawyer’s fees was really incredible and his life insurance was also a big bonus!”