Relationship Jokes
The Idea Of Living Or Dying
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The female brain works on a different tangent than male.
Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life.
In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.
I told her, “Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle.
If you see me in that state, I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive.
I’d much rather die!”
My wife got up from the sofa with a real look of admiration towards me & proceeded to disconnect the Cable TV & DVD, then the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox..
And then went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, rum, gin & vodka and the beer from the fridge…