Clean Jokes
Lord Love You So Much
A Siberian shaman asked:
God to show him a man that He loved.
The Lord advised him to look for a certain farmer.
“What do you do to make the Lord love you so much?”
the shaman asked the farmer when he found him.
“I say His name in the morning.
I work all day and say.
His name before going to sleep.
That’s all,” the farmer replied.
I think I found the wrong man, thought the shaman.
Just then the Lord appeared and said, “Fill a bowl with milk, go to town and then return.
Without spilling a single drop.”
The shaman did so.
On his return, the Lord wanted to know how many times he had thought of Him.
“How could I? I was worried not to spill the milk!”
“A simple bowl made you forget Me,” said the Lord, “and the farmer, with all his tasks, thinks of me twice a day.”
A little was sitting on the toilet
Two women that are dog owners
A old lady was stopped to parking space
She opens it to a guy
Johnny is taking a shower with his mother
