There’s this dad who is trying to get his daughter a birthday gift

There’s this dad who is trying to get his daughter a birthday gift

And he knows that she is really starting to like Barbie,
so he goes to the mall in hopes of finding a Barbie doll.
He finally finds a store that sells Barbies and asks the cashier what Barbies are available.

“Well we have four Barbies: the Regular Barbie, which is $5.”

The dad doesn’t want to be cheap for his daughter’s birthday, so he moves to the next one.

“We have the Princess Barbie, which is $15.”

“What is included?”

“Well the Princess Barbie comes with the barbie, a hairbrush, and a dress.”

The dad doesn’t think that is worth $15, so he moves on to the next one.

“We have the Cinderella Barbie, which is $20.”

“What is included?”

“The Cinderella Barbie has everything the Princess Barbie has, plus the Prince Barbie and glass slippers.”

The dad is very interested by this one, but wants to hear the last offer.

“Well the last one is the Divorced Cinderella Barbie, which is $200.”

The dad is taken aback by this.

“Why in the world is it $200?”

“Well sir, the Divorced Cinderella Barbie comes with the Prince’s palace, the Prince’s chariot, the Prince’s gold…”