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A non-conforming sparrow


Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.

However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly decided to fly south.

In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to Earth in a barnyard, nearly frozen solid.

A cow passed by where he had fallen, and crapped on the little sparrow.

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The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings!

Warm and happy, able to breath, he started to sing.

Just then a large cat came by, and hearing the chirping he investigated the sounds.

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The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him.

The Moral of the Story: Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy everyone who gets you out of crap is not necessarily your friend and if you’re warm and happy in a pile of crap, you might just want to keep your mouth shut.

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