Jokes & Humor
Haven’t we met before
He: Haven’t we met before?
She: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the Bad Breath Clinic.
He: Is this seat empty?
She: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
He: So, wanna go back to my place?
She: I don’t know. Can two people fit under a rock?
He: Your place or mine?
She: Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.
He: So what do you do for a living?
She: I’m a female impersonator.
He: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
She: Do Not Enter
He: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
She: Unfertilized.
He: Hey, we’re both here for the same reason.
She: Right, let’s pick up some chicks.
He: I want to give myself to you.
She: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.
He: If I could see you undressed, I’d die happy.
She: If I saw you undressed, I’d die laughing.
He: I know how to please a woman.
She: Then please leave me alone.
He: I’d go to the end of the world for you.
She: Sure, but would you stay there?
A old man and old woman are sitting
Grandpa was telling his young grandson
A husband went to the police station
She opens it to a guy
Johnny is taking a shower with his mother
