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A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,...
An old man calls his son and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is long enough.” “Dad, what are...
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Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90’s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His...
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