The first-grade teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name. She held up a picture of a lamb,...
Two fishermen, Paul and Jim, decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around...
A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP… BUMP… BUMP… behind him. Walking faster he looks back, and makes out...
A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another fellow and immediately notices that the guy has a very large disposable Bic cigarette lighter....
A man walks in a bank, pulls out a gun, and robs the bank. Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line, “Did...
A man died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greets him and says, “Welcome. Come walk with me and I’ll show you where you’ll...
A group of four-year-old’s were being questioned by their teacher in a Sunday School class. Looking across at those bright little faces, the teacher asked this...
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. ‘We need a fourth for poker,’...
A Sunday school teacher asked little Susie, “Who’s your favorite person in the Bible?” Susie said, “King Solomon.” “Can you tell us why?” “Because he was...
A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her basket was filled with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By...