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A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes. When he went to wipe his bum there was...
A group of girls walks into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them....
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye.” The bartender says,...
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that...
A nun is standing outside a pub and a man comes round the corner, planning to grab an after-work bevy. The nun immediately points at him,...
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well,...
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: “Drinks for all on me including you, bartender.” So the bartender follows...
The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car,nearly hit a bus, went up...
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a palm tree when one turns to the other and says, “Slim, I’m...
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told...