A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, “What’s...
An English teacher reminds her students of the written test in her class tomorrow: “Now, I don’t want anyone to miss this important finals exam! I...
A police officer was investigating an accident on a two lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit virtually head on. One driver, an extremely...
A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps...
Three old men were sitting around and talking. The 80 year-old said, “The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to...
The first-grade teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name. She held up a picture of a lamb,...
Two fishermen, Paul and Jim, decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around...
A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP… BUMP… BUMP… behind him. Walking faster he looks back, and makes out...
A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another fellow and immediately notices that the guy has a very large disposable Bic cigarette lighter....
A man walks in a bank, pulls out a gun, and robs the bank. Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line, “Did...