A man died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greets him and says, “Welcome. Come walk with me and I’ll show you where you’ll...
A group of four-year-old’s were being questioned by their teacher in a Sunday School class. Looking across at those bright little faces, the teacher asked this...
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. ‘We need a fourth for poker,’...
A Sunday school teacher asked little Susie, “Who’s your favorite person in the Bible?” Susie said, “King Solomon.” “Can you tell us why?” “Because he was...
A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her basket was filled with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By...
A man is talking to his friend and he says: “I’m about to go on vacation, and I don’t know what to do.” His buddy asks:...
An elementary school teacher decides to pole the class on the difficulty of last night’s homework assignment: How many people were able to complete the assignment...
There was this guy who just got a new job as a school bus driver for elementary school children. He thought it would be nice to...
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were all talking one day. The redhead says, “Oh my gosh, I went in my daughters purse the other...
Martin had just received his brand new driver license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to...