A man walks in a bank, pulls out a gun, and robs the bank. Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line, “Did...
A man died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greets him and says, “Welcome. Come walk with me and I’ll show you where you’ll...
A group of four-year-old’s were being questioned by their teacher in a Sunday School class. Looking across at those bright little faces, the teacher asked this...
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. ‘We need a fourth for poker,’...
A Sunday school teacher asked little Susie, “Who’s your favorite person in the Bible?” Susie said, “King Solomon.” “Can you tell us why?” “Because he was...
A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her basket was filled with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By...
A man is talking to his friend and he says: “I’m about to go on vacation, and I don’t know what to do.” His buddy asks:...
An elementary school teacher decides to pole the class on the difficulty of last night’s homework assignment: How many people were able to complete the assignment...
There was this guy who just got a new job as a school bus driver for elementary school children. He thought it would be nice to...
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were all talking one day. The redhead says, “Oh my gosh, I went in my daughters purse the other...