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A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. One day while she was typing, she turned...
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor. On the 23rd floor, a great looking man with ruffled...
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane and pulls the cord nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and...
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on who was about to jump off a building. The brunette says “I...
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The barman thinks “This guy is pretty pretentious” and proceeds to pour him...
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are bastard.” Another guy stands up and says “Hey…I resent that…” The first guy says,...
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.” So, the...
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. “How did this happen?” the emergency room...
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of...
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order. The man says, “I’ll...