An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling. “I’ve got an eighteen-year old bride who’s pregnant with...
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong. “Well,” replies Paul, “you...
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a seed count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this...
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love...
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars...
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college and asked if she could send him some. “Of course, I’ll send...
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years. Suddenly a funeral procession came down the road. The one...
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to...
A woman goes to the doctor with a black eye, and really looking rough. The doc says, “What happened?” The woman replies, “Every time my husband...
Little Johnny is excited because the circus has come to town and his mum has got front row tickets for him. Finally the evening comes and...