A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. “How did this happen?” the emergency room...
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of...
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order. The man says, “I’ll...
An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling. “I’ve got an eighteen-year old bride who’s pregnant with...
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong. “Well,” replies Paul, “you...
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a seed count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this...
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love...
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars...
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college and asked if she could send him some. “Of course, I’ll send...
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years. Suddenly a funeral procession came down the road. The one...