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A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The barman thinks “This guy is pretty pretentious” and proceeds to pour him...
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are bastard.” Another guy stands up and says “Hey…I resent that…” The first guy says,...
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.” So, the...
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. “How did this happen?” the emergency room...
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of...
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order. The man says, “I’ll...
An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling. “I’ve got an eighteen-year old bride who’s pregnant with...
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong. “Well,” replies Paul, “you...
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a seed count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this...
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love...