The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement,...
A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn’t contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where...
Three Blonds are walking down the street when they see some tracks. The first one said “I think they are dog tracks.” The second one said...
The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, “If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about...
An elderly priest was speaking to a younger priest. “You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It...
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and...
A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years. One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself,...
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The...
Johnny went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I get under...
A young man goes into a drug store to buy protection. The pharmacist says the protection come in packs of 3, 9, or 12 and asks...