After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like...
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In...
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive....
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey,...
The elderly lady is in the Supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the Manager asks if he can help. “I’m looking...
A woman goes to the store to buy a parrot as a family pet. As she walks into the pet shop, she asks the owner, “How...
Little Johnny spends a rare weekend with his dad: “Son, this is your weekend, have anything you want. Ask and ye shall receive.” After a little...
An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness. A lady next To him says, “What a coincidence, I am having Guinness too.” Irish...
A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having lovemaking...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural northern Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the...