One day a blind man goes to a restaurant. The server asked him if he’d like to see the menu. The blind man says: “no, I...
A guy was in an elevator one day and noticed an attractive woman running to make it before the door closed. He held the door for...
A man dies and goes to hell. Because all the other torture chambers are full, the devil puts him to hard labor. A few hours pass,...
A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, “Now, now young lad, I think...
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approaches the pastor with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and...
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her...
Two guys are walking through a game park and they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two...
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A...
Two sharks are swimming along in the ocean. When they spot a windsurfer. The one shark said to the other shark. “Ooh, look, a snack!” Cheers...