Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said, “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated.” The second said, “Mine is like...
A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down a road, but she has to keep the contract and do at least four miles each day....
A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that manhood before make love often helped...
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. ‘Fred,’ he replies. ‘Fred what?’ the...
A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. “So,”...
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said...
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by...
Two cuties were comparing notes concerning their latest boyfriends. The first said, “He took me to his condo in Ocean City and showed me all these...
Two guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding. “I’m not sure if my future bride is a pure or not.” His buddy replies, “Oh, there’s an easy...
A guy dies and ends up in hell. He meets Satan who says, “Don’t worry. We actually have a lot of fun here. Do you like...