A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.”...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is....
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter paradise and...
Tom and Jim go into business together. Tom has the money and Jim has the brains. The night before a huge meeting Jim has a heart...
A middle aged man goes into the doctor’s office for a check-up with a litany of complaints. The doctor speaks to the man’s wife alone and...
A woman taking golf lessons had just started her first round when she was stung by a bee. Distraught, she went back into the clubhouse and...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman...
The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, “What do you have...
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good...
A farmer goes to the bank to ask for a loan. When the loan officer denies him credit the farmer’s dog bites the officer. Then she...