During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level He described a typical day this way: ‘Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along...
A preacher notices a man that comes to his church for every service. The preacher asks the man what his favorite part of the service is....
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The...
One night, Murphy was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Murphy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about...
A young executive is working late one evening. As he comes out of his office about 8 PM he sees the Big Boss standing by the...
After receiving a beautiful haircut, a doctor asks the barber, “How much do I owe you?” “Oh, I never charge a doctor,” the barber replies. “You...
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to...
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting...
The children were all lined up for their first confession when Little Johnny’s turn came. The priest asked him to confess his sins, and the boy...
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning the Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch...