A woman taking golf lessons had just started her first round when she was stung by a bee. Distraught, she went back into the clubhouse and...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman...
The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, “What do you have...
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good...
A farmer goes to the bank to ask for a loan. When the loan officer denies him credit the farmer’s dog bites the officer. Then she...
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level He described a typical day this way: ‘Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along...
A preacher notices a man that comes to his church for every service. The preacher asks the man what his favorite part of the service is....
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The...
One night, Murphy was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Murphy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about...
A young executive is working late one evening. As he comes out of his office about 8 PM he sees the Big Boss standing by the...