After receiving a beautiful haircut, a doctor asks the barber, “How much do I owe you?” “Oh, I never charge a doctor,” the barber replies. “You...
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to...
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting...
The children were all lined up for their first confession when Little Johnny’s turn came. The priest asked him to confess his sins, and the boy...
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning the Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of town...
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she...
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man....
A yuppie walked into a doctor’s surgery and demanded the quack have a look at his tool. “Why, what’s wrong with it?” the doc asked. “I’ll...
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and...