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A teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class: ‘What do you want to be when you grow up?’ Little Larry says: ‘I wanna start...
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to perform in bed anymore. He goes to his doctor, and his...
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for tablet. The pharmacist said “That’s no problem. How many do you want?”...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her,...
After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with her. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call...
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?”...
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most...
A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, “Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?” The...
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside...