There’s a man named Ralph that goes into a bar, looking very depressed. A friend approaches him and asks, “Why the long face, Ralph?” “Oh, I’m...
One day a little cat was walking through the park when he came across a pond. He peered into the pond and noticed that at the...
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said “I will...
A little boy opened the big old family Bible and with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out...
A man goes into the hospital for some tests. The medical staff knocks him out, and when he comes around there is a doctor peering over...
A balding man went into a barber’s shop and asked how much it would be for a haircut. “Twenty-five dollars,” said the barber. “Twenty-five dollars, that’s...
A priest was sent to a very small church in the backwoods of Alaska. After a couple of years the Bishop decided to pay the priest...
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary were you looking...
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. “You know,”...
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He’s checking to see...