Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either...
This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. ”Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?” ”Dogs...
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates he was asked by the gatekeeper, “Have you ever committed a sin...
A group of girls walks into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them....
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several...
A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up toward heaven,...
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of...
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old...
A man entered the bus with both of his front pants pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful you guessed it...
A cop pulls over a car load of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway why are you going so slow?” Sister: “Sir, I...