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This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He’s checking to see...
A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, “I was sitting behind a big woman...
When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You’re running around with other women,” she told her mate. “Eve, honey, you’re...
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The...
One fine afternoon at a golf course, two men were just finishing up the front nine when they decided to take a breather in the clubhouse....
Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without love for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail. When they arrived, the madam...
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweler he...
The new minister stood at the church door greeting the members as they left the Sunday morning service. While most of the people told the minster...
A department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only a...
Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven:...