A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written. The obit. editor informs her that...
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn all over his body. He goes to the hospital and is...
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements....
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing...
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that...
Three Texans were in a bar throwing back a few, while they were discussing the meaning of life. The conversation grew deeper and deeper when one...
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout “PRAISE...
A fellow tries to cross the Mexican border on a bicycle with two big bags balanced on his shoulders. The guard asks, ‘What’s in the bags?’...
An 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with...
Two English butchers, who hated each other, were doing business across the street from each other for ten years. For the full ten years they always...