A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her,hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed...
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I...
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a “Curse.” He has been living with for the last 40 years....
A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. “You...
A little boy opened the big Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked...
Two lawyers were in a coffee shop talking. One of the lawyers names was Thomas Strange. After a while their conversation became rather morbid, and they...
Nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘Definitely’ in a sentence?” First a little girl says “The sky is definitely blue”...
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their P.J.’s, playing in...
A good-looking guy is sitting in a bar, sipping a whiskey. He notices a gorgeous woman at the end of the bar, talking with a friend....
A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, “I think my dog is dead”. The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached...