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A blonde went to the hospital because her body hurt. She told the doctor that where ever she touched herself it would hurt. The doctor told...
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions. One 75-year-old man says: “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of asking about the details, asked if were sick as he looked absolutely...
A polish man is sitting at a bar having a few drinks when he notices a very attractive lady sit down at the other end of...
During a dinner party, the hosts’ two little children entered the dining room totally undressed and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed...
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as...
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink...
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, “Hi, is Tony home?” The wife replies, “No,...
A Doctor was addressing a large audience. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago....
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found...