A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink...
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, “Hi, is Tony home?” The wife replies, “No,...
A Doctor was addressing a large audience. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago....
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found...
Three nuns die and go to heaven, at the pearly gates they are confronted by Saint Peter who says “Well girls before you can get into...
A Texan died and went to heaven where St. Peter met him at the Pearly Gates. “Show me what you got, Pete,” said Tex. St. Peter...
A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn’t quite...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall. Every day when she looks out, she sees an old Jewish man...
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy rubber pack. “What size?” asks the clerk. “Gee, I don’t know.” “Go see Sophie in aisle 4.” He...
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man...