Bubba & Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets...
Two ministers died at the same time and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, “I’d like to get you in now, but...
A blonde walks into the police station looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions: Officer: What’s 2 + 2? Blonde: Hmmm… 4! Officer:...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, ‘Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband — he thinks he’s a refrigerator!’ ”I wouldn’t worry...
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn’t want to pay up. What should I do?” “Do...
A little boy sits on Santa’s lap. Santa says “I bet I know what you want for Christmas,” and with his finger he taps the boys...
A minister delivered a sermon in 10 minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length of his sermons. He explained, “I regret to...
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear – no car was to enter unless it had a special...
A homeless man, down on his luck, went into a Catholic church that was known for its rather “uppity” social reputation. Spotting the man’s dirty clothes,...
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner’s...