Three nuns die and go to heaven, at the pearly gates they are confronted by Saint Peter who says “Well girls before you can get into...
A Texan died and went to heaven where St. Peter met him at the Pearly Gates. “Show me what you got, Pete,” said Tex. St. Peter...
A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn’t quite...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall. Every day when she looks out, she sees an old Jewish man...
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy rubber pack. “What size?” asks the clerk. “Gee, I don’t know.” “Go see Sophie in aisle 4.” He...
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man...
Bubba & Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets...
Two ministers died at the same time and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, “I’d like to get you in now, but...
A blonde walks into the police station looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions: Officer: What’s 2 + 2? Blonde: Hmmm… 4! Officer:...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, ‘Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband — he thinks he’s a refrigerator!’ ”I wouldn’t worry...