Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that...
A man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and...
Walking through a supermarket, a young man noticed an old lady following him around. He ignored her for a while, but when he got to the...
“Now, what are you planning to do about that excess weight you’re carrying around?” the doctor asked the patient. “I just can’t seem to lose the...
Five blondes go into a bar and one of them says to the bartender, “A round of drinks for me and my friends.” They get their...
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill. The doctor says, “You know, you should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited...
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death’s agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs....
It’s late, the bartender and a guy are the only ones left in the bar. The guy pushes his empty beer glass over to the edge...
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I...