Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83...
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year If he didn’t speak for two years, the following...
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read....
The Frogs were tired of governing themselves. They had so much freedom that it had spoiled them, and they did nothing but sit around croaking in...
One of the priests said, “Sometimes it feels like such a burden to always be the one who listens to other people’s problems – I can...
A team of archaeologists were working in Jerusalem when they found a slab of rock with five figures carved on it In order the figures were:...
There was an old man who had a dream one night that he would be protected from a ravaging storm that would engulf his whole village....
A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and orders the “Chicken Surprise.” The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast-iron pot....
He’s wearing a t-shirt with bright lettering, “Mexican’s have THREE problems.” Just a few moments later the Mexicans surround him and say, “Hey, you know what...
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall that says, “$500 if we fail to fill your order.” When his...