Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, “What was your most difficult case?” The other replied, “I had a...
Having never driven a limo, he asked the driver if he could drive for a while. Well, the driver didn’t have much of a choice, so...
There was an Englishman, Scottishman and an Irishman swimming in the sea one day when suddenly they were captured by pirates. The captain said to them...
My life is a mess, he says “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I’m as jittery as a cat.” “Just...
Back in those days when corporal punishment was permitted to teachers, a minor teacher named Miss Bing’s complained to one of her superiors, Miss Manners, that...
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83...
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year If he didn’t speak for two years, the following...
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read....
The Frogs were tired of governing themselves. They had so much freedom that it had spoiled them, and they did nothing but sit around croaking in...
One of the priests said, “Sometimes it feels like such a burden to always be the one who listens to other people’s problems – I can...