A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation. There he grabs a cab at the airport and says he’s on his way to The Royal York...
Two men are flying in a captive balloon. The wind is ugly and they come away from their course and they have no idea where they...
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn’t want to pay up, what should I do?” “Do...
After the bamboo seed is planted, you don’t see anything for approximately five years, other than a tiny shoot. All of its growth happens underground; a...
Tax day, April 15, was looming when an elderly woman showed up at the IRS. She said she required a thick stack of tax forms. “Why...
Nasrudin is walking past a cave when he sees a yogi, deep in meditation, and he asks the yogi what he is searching for. The yogi...
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used “Forgive Your Enemies” as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their...
A generous king once ruled in the land of Andhra. Every day two beggars used to come to him for alms and he always gave them...
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father,...
Nasruddin Hodja had a buffalo whose horns were set wide apart. Hodja often felt an urge to sit on the animal’s head between the horns, but...