A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with...
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and...
There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.’...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in...
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday. So during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his...
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips...
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered the grave news: “There’s no easy way to tell you this, so...
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. “Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the...
A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent came up up to him and said, “We got a tip that you may be...