Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away. “Logan, wait until...
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop...
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their...
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel...
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A...
Two guys were building a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss...
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!”...
Two hunters are in the woods in deer season. The morning hunt over, they head back to camp together. As they make their way along the...
An elderly gentleman is standing at the pearly gates and St. Peter addresses him: “All you need to have done is one good deed, and we...
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one....