Two guys were building a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss...
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!”...
Two hunters are in the woods in deer season. The morning hunt over, they head back to camp together. As they make their way along the...
An elderly gentleman is standing at the pearly gates and St. Peter addresses him: “All you need to have done is one good deed, and we...
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one....
This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be...
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. So Little Johnny went to Susie’s...
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened to come by with his...
An old man had died one day. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the...
A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business started going bust and he found himself in serious financial trouble. He was so desperate...