Two men are sitting at a bar, slowly sipping their drinks. After a while, the first man approaches the other man, and sits next to him....
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is...
A blonde’s car gets a flat tyre on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps...
Today at the drugstore, the clerk was a gent. From my purchase, this chap took off 10 percent. I asked for the cause of a lesser...
After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the stewardess announces over the intercom that “we’re just waiting for the pilots.” The passengers look out the...
This morning I was sitting on a bench next to a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way. He said: “Up...
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic...
The friendly usher at the country church greeted the elderly woman visitor at the door and helped her up the steps. “Where would you like to...
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were each given the same red rubber ball and told to find the volume. The mathematician carefully measured the...
Lying in the hospital bed, a dying man began to flail about and make motions as if he would like to speak. The pastor, keeping watch...