Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in...
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday. So during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his...
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips...
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered the grave news: “There’s no easy way to tell you this, so...
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. “Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the...
A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent came up up to him and said, “We got a tip that you may be...
The new preacher moves his things into his new office and comes across the former pastor, taking his items out. The former pastor says, “I left...
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard....
My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late-model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his...