A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote...
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first,” she said. “What does your mother do all...
Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn’t ready,...
A advertising team is working very late at night on a project due the next morning. Suddenly, a genie appears before them and offers each of...
Three nuns passed every day through a street that led them from Church to a Reformatory. They noticed a parrot that stood at the entrance of...
A blonde decides to make an experiment. She gets a spider, and pulls of two legs and tells it to walk. It walks a few steps,...
A doctor takes off his glasses, rubs his eyes, and says to Mr. Smith, “I have some bad news. The tests results came back positive for...
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date...
A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a Jewish rabbi were discussing when life begins. “Life begins,” said the priest, “at the moment of fertilization. That...
A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor. “Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping...