A lady walks into Tiffany’s. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more...
I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven. I asked them, “If I...
Psycologists say that there is one thing humans can never get right. Hear someone on the phone and portray them exactly how they are. So a...
Accountant – Someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing. Auditor – Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the...
Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He’s flying over Wonder Woman’s house and sees her bedroom window...
A Blonde bought a brand new Car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a...
My neighbor has been complaining that my dog has been barking non-stop. I hate the electric zapping bark collars so I purchased a humane citronella collar,...
Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60- year-old. You always feel like you have...
A guy was at a bar and needed to fart. He controlled himself for almost half an hour and couldn’t leave the bar because he didn’t...
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a...