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A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, “Morris,...
A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with tiny ladders...
I went for a Chinese last night and got chatting to the waiter. He told me he lived in Japan during the war and was a...
Little Billy was at home doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a b_tch is seven. Three plus six,...
As Forrest approaches the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter greeted him. “Ah, welcome, Mr. Gump. We’ve been anxiously awaiting your arrival.” Forrest looked intently, not quite sure...
Johns tennis elbow was hurting one morning so he decided to go see the doctor. When he gets to the office he is asked to take...
A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down a road, but she has to keep the contract and do at least four miles each day....
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very...
One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out...
An elderly retired Marine Fighter Pilot moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible men were at a premium. After he had been there for...