John goes to the deli for some soup. After he’s seated and about to eat he calls the waiter over. When the waiter comes he says,...
Three Scotsmen were sitting in a bar together. When I die, said the old Scot, I would like one of you to pour a bottle of...
One day, a poor man, who had only one piece of bread to eat, was walking past a restaurant. There was a large pot of soup...
A man wanted to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he wanted...
Jesus and Moses are relaxing on a boat and talking about the good old days. The subject of miracles comes up, and they decide to see...
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get well. There are ear doctors, nose doctors, throat...
There are two polite people having dinner together in a restaurant. On the table there is a dish with one big piece of fish and one...
Two hikers were walking through central Pennsylvania when they came upon a 6 foot wide hole in the ground. They figured it must be the opening...
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the...
Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building a quiet, nice looking gentleman who...