After ordering a milkshake, a man had to leave his seat in the restaurant to use the rest room. Since he didn’t want anyone to take...
A group of guys, all age 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View...
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon after the weather turned cold, the...
Little Johnny had not studied for his life science exam. The teacher in the one room school house was giving an oral exam. “What are the...
My husband and I went through the McDonald’s driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed...
When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. “Pull the...
Walmart recently installed a medical kiosk and for $10 it would diagnose any condition through a urine sample. When my friend went with a sore elbow,...
“Doctor, doctor, I’m so worried,” said the anxious man. “Both my wife and I have black hair, but our son’s just been born with red hair....
Three guys checked into the hotel. Their room was on the 45th floor and administrator 1warned them, that elevator works just till 12pm. They left all...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “So what do you do?” the bartender chats him up. “Well I used to work in...