Walmart recently installed a medical kiosk and for $10 it would diagnose any condition through a urine sample. When my friend went with a sore elbow,...
“Doctor, doctor, I’m so worried,” said the anxious man. “Both my wife and I have black hair, but our son’s just been born with red hair....
Three guys checked into the hotel. Their room was on the 45th floor and administrator 1warned them, that elevator works just till 12pm. They left all...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “So what do you do?” the bartender chats him up. “Well I used to work in...
The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you...
Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The...
A king had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and kill any minister that misguided him. A minister once gave an opinion which was...
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded doctors waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for...
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are laying in their sleeping bags looking up at the midsummer sky. Sherlock turns to Watson and asks, “Watson, what do you...
A farmer walks into a lawyer’s office and says: “I’d like to get one of them their day divorcees” “Yes sir, I believe I can help...