A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse...
A retired officer goes to a shop and asks the young shopkeeper, “Give me 742 grains of green gram.” The boy, without speaking a word, quickly...
A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants in the center...
A stock broker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. “I think this one will really move,” said the broker. “It’s only...
A rabbi and a priest meet up after a year not seeing each other. The rabbi goes, “Man, you’ve put on some weight since last time!”...
An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so...
A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room. Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10...
Bob is a favorite conductor among commuters on the Long Island Rail Road. He has great rapport with the regulars, but occasionally runs into a problem...
A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly neither of them was hurt....
Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates.Saint Peter asked The first officer, “What did you do with your life?” “I was a...