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One night a man walked into a bar with an alligator. He stood up on the counter and announced, “If i stick my tool and balls...
Bill and Moe had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer business with sales in the millions. Their...
A large two-engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. “No problem,” the driver thought, and carried...
A 97-year-old man comes to his doctor looking depressed. He says “Doc, I think I’m impotent.” The doctor sits him down and begins the standard speech...
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, “Did anyone...
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and...
Two blondes, Jane and Sarah, were deep in a philosophical argument. “Since you’re so damned smart,” Sarah says, “answer this question: why is it that when...
A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back....
There are three friends Shut the hell up, Your manners, and Bear Shit. One day they’re in the woods and bear shit gets lost and your...
One day a man goes to the beach to get a tan, he is wearing no clothes except for a newspaper to cover his privates. A...