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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: “there’s to much weight you all need to throw something...
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly:...
One day there was this little girl watching TV and she sees 2 girls kissing. She ask her mom “Mommy why are those two girls kissing?”...
Joe went to his friend’s house unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole...
There are 4 guys standing on a bridge. A Chinese guy, Russian guy, Mexican guy, and an American guy. The Chinese threw off noodles. They all...
There are 3 girls on a island. They are blond, brunette and a black haired. After 3 weeks of starvation god comes down and says. I...
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It’s about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, “Hey buddy, you gotta get that...
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy...
Some ecclesiastical gentlemen a cardinal, a couple of bishops and some others were waiting outside the Pearly Gates for St. Peter to open up. He finally...
Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris’ Last Will and Testament. “To my dear wife Esther, I leave the...